Recycling LondonOn my street there was litter, broken glass and countless other pieces of rubbish lying around that were usually left there by the local ragamuffins that had been stirring up trouble and shouting rude words and phrases the night before. But what was to be done about this real nuisance. Well I sat down and had a hard think on what to do. Then I remembered. It was back in the day my friend Hughbert Cucumberdale told me about a company called
Recycling London that would take care of all my rubbish needs. I could them up and they came to round to investigate. He came in his rubbish van that had
Recycling London plastered to the side of it. I showed him all the rubbish I wanted him to clear up. He replied that I was talking a lot of rubbish but that he thought he could get the job done. He gave me the price of £100 to clear all the rubbish up which I felt was very reasonable. The man got on with his rubbish job and within 2 hours he had finished and it was left spotless. He stepped back into his van and said there`s no job too big for
Recycling London. Enjoy the rest of your rubbish day I said as he chugged off in his van.
